So glad you could make it. My name is Caroline Catherine-Marie Filips. …Isn’t that terrifying? Call me Caro.

One thing about me is I won’t rest until I know the lore of every barista at the coffee shop. Yours too. 

I’m an open book, but I draw the line at disclosing my screen time. 

I’m a teller of stories, jokes, and cosmic outlook if you’re lucky.

I’m gonna go distract myself from writing, need anything?

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